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Can I chew my melted brie sarnie?
7:13 p.m. :: 2007-02-10

I feel terrible. I was meant to be working today, I didn't go. I didn't call them to tell them I wasn't going in. Why? Because I'm a fuckwit. I got pretty messy last night/this morning, god only knows what made me think it was a good idea. The fact that 4 people from my team have been sacked should have served as a deterrent but this is me we're talking about here. Being sensible is not my forte. Now I feel poorly and I'm patiently waiting for boyfriend to arrive to love me better.

Any help with excuses for my boss will be gratefully recieved.

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